willorcs:

Bae: Tell me sexy things in Spanish.

Me: *Spanish accent* Mi nombre es Palermo y tengo dos noticias para daros, una buena y otra mala. La mala es que el Banco de España está sufriendo un ataque, y la buena *Argentinian accent* ES QUE LOS ATACANTES SOMOS NOSOTROS, MUCHACHOS.

letmetakeyoutostrawberry-fields:

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Nairobi

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Helsinki

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Rio, Moscow, el professor, Denver

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Tokyo and Berlin

sinnamon roll: Raquel Murillo